no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I believe in your delicious
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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