So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
someone owes me an orgasm
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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