i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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