how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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