just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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