Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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