Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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