Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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