Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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