there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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