Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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