Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Sext me about skeletons
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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