Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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