her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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