ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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