i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
So. Much. Porn.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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