can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Randomize