Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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