I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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