and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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