so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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