Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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