yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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