i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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