whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
