1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Damn victory sex feels great
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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