So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
They are going to name an STD after you.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I would fuck him just for his dog
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