I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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