i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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