I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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