quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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