I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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