My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Randomize
