So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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