...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize