It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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