did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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