ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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