someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
how does that bad decision feel?
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