how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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