Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
How external is "for external use only"?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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