Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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