where does the pee come out of this thing
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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