could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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