Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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