Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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