My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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