The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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