we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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