you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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