Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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