need another drink. this is the easiest way
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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