We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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