my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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