Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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