: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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