I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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