Your tits are I can't wait for
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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