i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
where does the pee come out of this thing
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Princesses don't give blow jobs
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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